Skit Suggestions?

[Dot50Cal]

We're looking to do more of the commercials and skits in between the podcast segments, but we need some help coming up with new ones. So if you have any suggestions, We'd love to hear it.

[Darkmoon]

Las Plagas Lube - When you want your tentacle violation to be that little smoother.

[Helegad]

... and the spin off product that was made especially for Brad, Nemesis lube

[Mr. Spencer]

There's a couple I have in mind, one for the launch of Project Umbrella. Another which I put together with Nomad that we still need to use. If anyone's got any ideas for commercials, just fling 'em our way. We really need commercials.

[Neptune]

you could do advertisements for the Apple Inn, and Grady's Inn - which never explodes or catches fire.

An amusing anicdote for the Dead Factory - unwanted bio-products disposed of here

Recruitment drive for the UBCS

[Archelon]

Las Plagas Lube - When you want your tentacle violation to be that little smoother.

Recruitment drive for the UBCS

I think something like this done in the style of the Fallout 3 PSA's would be hysterical.

[Nomad9026]

It's preety strange but I don't have any ideas right now... But if you're ever gona need me in any of the skits i'll deffinatly help asap. Mr. Spencer can confirm it

[Mr. Spencer]

Oh yes, Nomad. We still need to put together and use the skit we did.

[A-J]

Learn to be hardcore in the Leon S Kennedy dojo ?

How to stuff tree trunks in your arms like Chris Redfield.

[Archelon]

How to stuff tree trunks in your arms like Chris Redfield.

"Do you wanna have vulcan cannons for arms?!"

[Borman]

"FOR INTERNAL USE: Marketing the T-Virus for Public Consumption"

A company memo basically saying how to sell the T virus to the general public. Make it as cheesy as possible, think grocery store orientation video.

[Stars1356]

How about a day in the life of Alfred Ashford. If someone can do his voice, maybe you have him talking to himself since he was along on that island thinking about his sister. Or a Chris training regiment skit where Chris talks about how he can't sleep cause of all the casualities so he stops shaving and works out of the time and wishes Barry was there to inject steroids in his ass.

[Dot50Cal]

I was thinking about one last night, for Degeneration. Maybe a Leon-sponsored toilet scrub brush or something? Just have the announcer keep asking Leon questions, to which he replies "I'm gonna scrub this virus from the face of the earth". Or something?

[GuardhouseMusic]

Dario Rosso teaching a Literature class?
An RE5 merchant system featuring Barry Burton?
The progression of a plaga parasite in a villager file (sorta like the keeper's diary)?
An upscale suit store called Wesker's?

[Helegad]

I just watched a gameplay video of UC, and Wesker's voice is prime make-fun-of material.