RPD Dispatch Episode 10 - April Fools

[Dot50Cal]

Is it supposed to cut off at the end? Mine is 1:40:56 in length and cuts off as Dot's saying "Yeah, Code Vero-". The length seems right but it just seems odd how it ends.

Yeah, unfortunately when we did that, our conversation recording was limited and it cut off. We stopped soon after though, I believe.

[jimmyjoejangles]

great podcast loved the skit about andy going around fixing the inconsistencies. would love to hear a episode on what you guys think about the whole onimusha series. looking forward to more in the future. At the risk of a ban i loved dino crisis 2 and even 3 "dinos in space" wasn't that bad. The first one is a bit strange the puzzle solutions don't make much sense. keep up the great work

[aris13]

The southern father bit was indeed amazing but the best part for me was Carn singing Pray.

[IllGiveYouStars]

Yeah, unfortunately when we did that, our conversation recording was limited and it cut off. We stopped soon after though, I believe.

Ah I see. It's no problem, I just thought I'd ask in case it hadn't downloaded properly and I was missing some of it.

Great work as always, very funny. The "urgent" phone message I hope if you get round to doing more podcasts, you can discuss the news and maybe a game again, I'd love to hear your thoughts on all the recent Resident Evil announcements and such.

[Nomad9026]

HER WALLLLLS!!!!!!

[Dot50Cal]

I'm working on the RSS feed right now. I also fixed the mp3 because it didn't have tags or anything on it, so if you were in the middle of downloading it during the past 10 min, sorry! It should be done uploading in 3 minutes.

[Zombie Fred]

A thing I'd suggest, and always have been curious. Can you guys on the podcast please discuss what and why Chris is doing in here?

[TheSelfishGene]

Thanks for the feedback guys. I'm glad you enjoyed the show.
I'm really looking forward to doing these full time. I've got a couple of skit ideas that I'd like to do still.

For anyone who's curious - here's the full Wesker rap lyrics. I've put it in spoiler tags because it's LOOONG.
It was pretty much us fucking around in the call, and Dot dared me to do it - so I did. He mixed the beats (ie. stole them from youtube).

Original author is 'I won this game', from Project Umbrella.
I've never spoken to him. I hope he's a cool guy, and doesn't mind that I performed it.
Lyrics reproduced here without permission.

Spoiler:

show spoiler

Sunglasses at Night.
An Albert Wesker Rap



Developing B.O.W.s for Umbrella
My hair's gelled back, I'm a pretty badass fella
Gotta make some Tyrants, zombies no good
With the S.T.A.R.S. running wild in the neighborhood
Wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night
always looks awesome in a fight
Kenneth may be zombie lunch
but I can slay a bunch.
Richard had a snake bite
Chris fetched serum, now he's alright
Huge snake attacked the zombie slayer
Richard pushed him over and saved the player
Grabbed every death mask
a real simple task
Met the Elder Crimson Head
Filled him up with lead
Ran into Barry in the Residence
He was searching for evidence
Extortion's the plan
Lets me control any man
Told him to help kill Jill, threatened his family
He agreed to help kill her, reluctantly
Headed to the courtyard, stalking Jill
Waiting for my chance to kill
Gotta kill off S.T.A.R.S.
before I end up behind bars
Behind a waterfall, hiding an old mine
with caves that intertwine,
Jill found the Captain of Bravo Team
Revealing I'm a traitor, it would seem
Can't let that happen
Shot him to end his flappin
Let some Hunters loose in the caves
Soon I'll be digging some S.T.A.R.S graves
But instead the Hunters fell
Got sent right to Hell
Then Chris met Lisa, the mutated girl
Just looking at her can make you hurl
He ran away cause she can't die
Leaving the score at a tie
Back in the Mansion, I made it to the Altar
As I entered, I began to falter
as I watched Lisa enter the room
My Berreta went BOOM
But that didn't change anything
I hope it at least stings
As I mumbled to myself about her failure as a test subject
Chris walked in, not about to abject.
Together we warded off the beast
watching as it fled to the east
I told Chris to go on ahead
I'll secure this area instead
He walked off and entered the Umbrella Lab
I moved aside a rock slab
and entered through a secret doorway
Can't wait for what Chris will say
The lab's researchers had turned undead
for days they hadn't been fed
The zombies listlessly stalked
moving in a clumsy walk
None of them made it
when they were alive, they should have quit
In the lab's basement, underground so deep
I prepared to fake my eternal sleep
Taking a shot of an experimental virus
Minutes before Chris and Jill find us
I awoke the Tyrant, the ultimate weapon
Only to have it impale me on its talon
and throw me against a computer console
about to assume a much greater role
As the virus began to alter my body's chemistry
Chris and Jill cut down the Tyrant like a tree
After they left, I stood up remade
Their helicopter was still patrolling, ready to aid
Activated the self-destruct sequence
The situation was really tense
On the rooftop, the Tyrant inflicted more pain
Chris made sure it was all in vain
by letting a rocket soar
the Tyrant's shattered body hit the floor
The four survivors jumped in their evac and went into the air
As the Mansion, lab and all, began to flare
From the forest, I watched them fly off at the start of a new day
Vowing to make them all pay

I roll through Arklay, sporting my shades.
Working for Umbrella, hella paid.
And I got a plan to fix the world
unless I fall on my own sword.
After I throw my sunglasses,
I'll be sure to kick your asses.
But that don't mean you have to hate.
Cleansing the world is my fate.
Spencer was cunning but I am much greater.
My name is Wesker and I'm the hater exterminator.
Researched viral infections,
at the lab underneath the Mansion.
Until Dr. Marcus leaked the pestilence.
The staff hasn't been the same since.
HQ ordered the X-DAY procedure.
Umbrella will be finished for sure.
I pitched in the S.T.A.R.S. teams
Chris Redfield, it'd be nice to see him dead.
I'll let the monsters get him instead.
Jill Valentine, I wouldn't mind a kiss.
But sweetheart, I'm sorry, I must tell you this.
Your boy Chris is a thorn in my side.
Other than that, I'd take you for a ride!
Chris and Jill made it to the Tyrant
Released it, let it run rampant.
Gotta get my honor back,
or the Organization will think I'm hella whack.
Check it, don't think I'ma let that happen.
I kung fu fight just as good as I'm rappin'.
Don't test me. I come hard.
Don't make me put you with the zombies in the graveyard.
I'm unstoppable, you can't win.
Even if I die, I'll come back again.
I guess I'm better off by myself.
Killing my enemies, stealing their weatlth.
And I'm saving up for expensive things.
Viruses, bombers and leather things.
All you zombies ain't worth a dime.
Humans just waste my time.
Bring it on, bitch, bring it on.
Once I find you you won't last long.
Make fun of my clothes, I ain't mad.
The fangirls all think I'm rad.
I shoot and I punch and I kick and I cut.
When I finally find Chris I will fuck him up.
But this place is huge, we're both getting lost.
I will kill that bastard no matter the cost.
That's right fool, I'm coming for your steroid abusin' ass.
Nothing's gonna stop me.
Send your best men, the world is mine, mother fucker!
Bring your partner, she can die too.
CHRIIIIIIISS! I'm coming for you!
I jab and punch and kick some more ass.
My patience is wearing. How long will you last?
I must winnow out these lands.
I won't stop till I got Chris' blood on my hands.
Now Uroboros is ready for it's release.
Chris and his efforts won't cease.
In my bomber, he snuck aboard.
His interference, I can't afford.
I will not give up and on that you can bet.
I will save this race, it aint over yet.
Now I'm in the same room as my enemy.
So I focus my hate to build more energy.
I punch the wall, and begin to rise.
My anger must be no surprise.
I fly across the room, and it must've stung.
Cause Chris lay hurt as he fell to the floor.
Then I shot about 12 rounds into that whore.
Now Chris is dead, and Uroboros is free.
I am a God, drop to one knee.

For even kings bow to Gods.

[Rancid Cheese]

Damn that is long. Kudos on this podcast guys, that Samus fanfic will haunt me for some time. I need to go listen to all the previous ones again . . .

Also regarding Silent Hill and Zero, as much I really enjoyed Zero I'm gonna vote for SH for a change. I'm more interested to hear your recollections of the first time you played it, what affect it had, your interpretation of it etc rather than the overall disinterested response Zero seemed to get . . .

EDIT:
A worrying thought here, how many fanfics did you read until you got to the now infamous Samus one?!

[Mr. Spencer]

What was that reading about Project Umbrella? Someone's been propagating lies!

[PROTOBOY]

Any news??