RE5 Haiti Edition

[Jill's Boob]

Chris travels to Haiti to discover the source of the zombie voodoo magic. He partners up with a local weatherman named Arthur - in the vein of the 80s buddy cop action films. Following the life goals of deceased BSAA pilot Kirk Mathison (gettin' paid and gettin' laid), Chris & Arthur slaughter the zombified locals for cash while sexing up the zombie strippers.

Hilarity ensues. Rated NC-17.